{"product_id":"blue-screen-demons-tee","title":"Blue Screen Demons Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA 17th century Irish remedy for demonic possession in the form of the Windows blue screen of death.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is based on a recipe recorded by eminent demonologist Daniel Higgs for an \u003ca href=\"recipes.hypotheses.org\/6905\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eointment\u003c\/a\u003e with which he successfully cured a young girl who had been possessed by a witch in 1698. The witch in question was murdered in Ireland's only known witch-lynching. Alongside the ointment Higgs prescribed an elixir of southern wood, mugwort and vervene. The remedy is thought to have been devised by Bartholomew Carrichter, physician to the Holy Roman Emperor Maximillian II.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is worth remembering that there are \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/smart-news\/greenland-sharks-can-live-for-400-years-scientists-are-using-dna-to-unravel-their-longevity-secrets-180986168\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003egreenland sharks\u003c\/a\u003e alive today who would have been alive when Daniel Higgs administered this remedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs xlh3980 xvmahel x1n0sxbx x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u x1yc453h\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eTwo colour print on a royal blue\u003c\/span\u003e T-shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jim'll Paint It","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":56476084765057,"sku":"JM176_F_STTU169_WorkerBlue_S_Neck_Insert_Sticker","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":56476084830593,"sku":"JM176_F_STTU169_WorkerBlue_M_Neck_Insert_Sticker","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":56476084896129,"sku":"JM176_F_STTU169_WorkerBlue_L_Neck_Insert_Sticker","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56476084961665,"sku":"JM176_F_STTU169_WorkerBlue_XL_Neck_Insert_Sticker","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":56476085027201,"sku":"JM176_F_STTU169_WorkerBlue_2XL_Neck_Insert_Sticker","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":56476085092737,"sku":"JM176_F_STTU169_WorkerBlue_3XL_Neck_Insert_Sticker","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":56476085158273,"sku":"JM176_F_STTU169_WorkerBlue_4XL_Neck_Insert_Sticker","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":56476085191041,"sku":"JM176_F_STTU169_WorkerBlue_5XL_Neck_Insert_Sticker","price":29.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1311\/9059\/files\/demons.png?v=1793797952","url":"https:\/\/jimll.co.uk\/products\/blue-screen-demons-tee","provider":"Jim'll Paint It","version":"1.0","type":"link"}