Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Detritus Tee
Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Detritus Tee
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No AI. Ever.
Everything on this shop was painted by me, a real human called Jim.
Since 2013 I've been taking requests from social media and rendering them in painstaking detail on an old version of Microsoft Paint. You can read more about me here...
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As a detritus lover and someone whose greatest wish for humanity is carcinisation, this t-shirt has it all. You wouldn't believe how many people have not talked to me whilst I've worn this t-shirt!
Saw it, laughed my ass off, bought it immediately. Have used it to great humerous effect on friends and family.
As always, top notch, top quality. The only issue is that I have to explain the joke to non-believers!
I like it a lot. Very soft and a good fit.
Obviously as someone who has bought things from Jim I like many of them, but this is a standout. I think in two days I had three people feel that they had to interrupt ta conversation to compliment it.