They Know When You're Awake - Christmas Jumper
They Know When You're Awake - Christmas Jumper
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They see you when you're sleeping.
They know when you're awake.
They know about the aliens.
They don't want you to buy this jumper.
Spread THE TRUTH this Christmas.
A proper knitted jumper made here in the UK. Don't settle for printed-on festive jumpers. Commit to the knit.
Our knitted jumpers are on the fitted side. If you're unsure please go for a size up.
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No AI. Ever.
Everything on this shop was painted by me, a real human called Jim.
Since 2013 I've been taking requests from social media and rendering them in painstaking detail on an old version of Microsoft Paint. You can read more about me here...
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Great, now the ‘bird's’, I mean the government spy drones are watching me. Birds aren’t real
Love this jumper. It fits well (I'm between L/XL and theXL fits nice) it does attract some attention in a good way!
Gave this to a friend who’s notoriously hard to get presents for. Needless to say he loved it, as much as I love my Ceefax one. Six stars!
People complimented on how cool and weird the design was. Love this thing! Thanks Jim! Love your art!
It made my Christmas dinner with extended family extra special.