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They Know When You're Awake - Christmas Jumper

They Know When You're Awake - Christmas Jumper

Regular price £46.00 GBP
Regular price Sale price £46.00 GBP
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They see you when you're sleeping.
They know when you're awake.
They know about the aliens.
They don't want you to buy this jumper. 

Spread THE TRUTH this Christmas.

A proper knitted jumper made here in the UK. Don't settle for printed-on festive jumpers. Commit to the knit.

Our knitted jumpers are on the fitted size. If you're unsure please go for a size up.

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Customer Reviews

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Adam Nixon

Just amazing

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Leon Brain

Very warm and unique jumper! V pleased.

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John Thorpe
Quality

Well made, accurate sizing

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Matthew Hemsworth
Far too sexy

This is a really stylish jumper. Fits well. Prefer it baggy so got a size up. Very funny designs. My only issue is that the Santa on the back looks a bit too sexy. I’m normally all for fuckable Santa but he’s a bit too suggestive with his all knowing wink

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Anonymous

fantastic