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They Know When You're Awake - Christmas Jumper

They Know When You're Awake - Christmas Jumper

Regular price £46.00 GBP
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They see you when you're sleeping.
They know when you're awake.
They know about the aliens.
They don't want you to buy this jumper. 

Spread THE TRUTH this Christmas.

A proper knitted jumper made here in the UK. Don't settle for printed-on festive jumpers. Commit to the knit.

Our knitted jumpers are on the fitted size. If you're unsure please go for a size up.

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Customer Reviews

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Jason Bennett
Great Jumper

Great quality product, excellent design. I'll be the envy of everyone at the staff party. Keep up the good work Jim!!

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John D.
UK Christmas jumper

Brilliant, worth every penny

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A.C.C.
I think I’m paranoid

This is the greatest Xmas jumper in the history of Xmas jumpers . The truth is out there

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Andrew Mccolvin
Merry Christmas

Lovely jumper,

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Leo Graham
THey know when you're awake Christmas Jumper

This jumper really delivers. I have to say I haven't tested it out as it a a birthday present for my cousin (5.12).

However, given recent events, I am slightly worried about the converstations and arguements that will undoubtedly dominate christmas, and furthermore, will be more present because of this gift.

Not for the faint-hearted! wonderful design and great material - however, maybe needs a strong mind for it to introduced into family settings :)